My cat gives me a boner
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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