They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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Can you bring me the toilet please
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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