i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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