If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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