That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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