Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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