i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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