Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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