well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
God, I missed his penis.
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