Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
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The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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