Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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