I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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