The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
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It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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