My nipple is on Facebook.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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