The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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