your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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