nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
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So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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