i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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