just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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