if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
At least life still wants to fuck me.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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