I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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