do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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