How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
honey bunches of taint.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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