Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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