This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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