dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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