In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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