This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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