Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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