ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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