i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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