I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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