Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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