I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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