And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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