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It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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