Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
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We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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