You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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