I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize