I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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