Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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