I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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