we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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