Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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