dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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