I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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