Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
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I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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