i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize