Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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