I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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